Welcome to howtobuyaninja.com (just say it like that, with no spaces – real fast), a webcomic illustrated and, for the most part, written by Alex Tawns.
There isn’t much in the way of cohesion between the strips, so don’t worry too much about trying to catch up on any sort of ‘story’ because there isn’t any.
The basis of the comic is just short things that make me laugh enough to want to draw. Some of it is biographical, some of it is clearly not, and other things are exactly that. If you want to see some of my other ‘proper’ illustration work or, to fire a commission my way, check out www.alextawns.com.

Alternatively, if you want to get in contact with me in regards to Howtobuyaninja, then send your thoughts, love and offers of large sums of gold to: alex@howtobuyaninja.com. I shall try to do my best to answer any questions or riddles posed, and to accept any appreciation with the utmost gratitude. It would be nice to hear any compliments, criticisms or promises for large sums of cash from anything other than the robot that sends me emails about Canadian Viagra.

Thanks for reading folks, and keep enjoying.